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Friday, May 26, 2006

Steroids


I am not a very big guy. No, I am not talking about "that".. but I am talking about my whole appearance.. some may actually call me skinny. I am a fitness freak... almost. I play squash about 4 times a week... go to the gym about 4 to 5 times a week.. do moutain biking most weekends. I have a really good physique. But with my clothes on, I kinda look skinny. I take my protein shakes and maintain a really good diet.. still.. not much help.

I have been hearing a lot about steroids.. anabolic steroids. why not look a bit bigger.. what the hell.. I don't want to look like a body builder, but just want to get a bit bigger... so I did my internet research on the effects and side effects on the same..

The outcome looks pretty promising, but here is the catch.. some of the the side effects.. listed below
1. Acne
2. Aggression
3. Anaphylactic Shock
4. Birth Defects
5. Blood Clotting Changes
6. Cancer
7. Cardiovascular Disease
8. Depression
9. Gynecomastia (no thanx)
10. Hair loss
11. Headaches
12. High Blood Pressure/Hypertension
13. Immune System Changes
14. Kidney Stress/Damage
15. Liver Stress/Damage
16. Prostate Enlargement
17. Sexual Dysfunction (!!!!)
18. Stunted Growth
19. Testicular Atrophy
20. Water and Salt Retention
21. Virilization

etc..etc..

And here I was under the impression that Anabolic steroids were going to help me...

I'd rather be skinnyish and have great fitness and perform well (in all aspects ;-D)than to look big and nothing much else!!!!

So.. THANKS but NO THANKS to steroids

10 Comments:

Blogger Venus-Metamorphosed said...

stay away from steroids. they never do any good..just make guys beef up like mus wrestler and they look disgusting..looks so aritificial..
i no fan of steroid pumped bodies..esp coz to me they are indicative of a small and postentially wasted brain :D

stay ur little self momok..hehehe..

May 28, 2006  
Blogger Venus-Metamorphosed said...

that was meant to be mud wrestlers*

May 28, 2006  
Blogger Hannah said...

Very sensible, momok. Very wise.

I personally don't really like those really muscular-looking men anyway, when I see posters of guys with enormous muscles they actually make me feel a bit sick. I think it's important that you keep fit and healthy, and you DO, so that's great! Steroids are for desperate people who probably don't value their own health enough. No body needs steroids (except for those who are sick and need hormone therapy, of course)!!!

May 28, 2006  
Blogger momok said...

Well.. I never really wanted to look big and burly and not be able to scratch my own back or anything.. just a tiny tiny bit bigger.. but I am not going the steroid way and thank you Hannah and Venus for the concern.. cummon Venus.. you just couldn't bring yourself to say you like me just the way I am.. rite? :-D

I am pretty fit and feel good about myself.. perhaps just a diet adjusment should do the trick.. meaning.. PIG OUT.. hehehe

PS:- Even I think the over ripped guys looks just plain UGLY.

May 29, 2006  
Blogger Darwin said...

Guys with huge muscles always make me think of phosphate-injected broiler chickens. That or I imagine tiny dicks because that would obviously be the reason they need to 'pump up' as much, to make up for lack of size in 'other' departments. Of course the same applies to a 'cool dude who drives a flashy sports car'...

May 30, 2006  
Blogger Hannah said...

There's nothing wrong with being skinny momok - It's GOOD to stay thin, good for health reasons.

May 30, 2006  
Blogger Hannah said...

Hey momok, how have you been lately? Anything new? I'm so bored, you got any more stories to tell? Venus isn't telling any match making stories so I'm hoping one of you will have more juicy reports... just kidding, pleaes ignore me!

June 15, 2006  
Blogger momok said...

Hey Hannah, im doing well.. hope the same with you. unfortunately, nothing juicy to report im afraid.. unless u have something to share.. and nothing from Venus here either... sigh!!!!

We will jsut have to make up something.. blog gossip perhaps? We shall call it blossip!!!!

June 16, 2006  
Blogger Hannah said...

Hehehe cute!!! Yes yes! We should always report blossip!

June 19, 2006  
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